importantpugge:

prepare and consume the orb

girlswhofuckgirls94:

sizvideos:

Video

If I was capable of producing tears rn this would have me sobbing

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

rebornica:

foxy’s revenge

totally worth it

 ”I think people underestimate how good I am at dancing around my house in my underwear.”

Why didn’t any of you stop me from going to school and working at the same time?

langerdibs:

I was tagged by @alientits to do a musical post a while ago SO I SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT UM. Shuffle player, first 21, no skipping, tag ten folks post rules yeah

  1. Blue Lips - Regina Spektor
    Blue lips, blue veins
    Blue, the color of our planet from far, far away

  2. Pretty Little Girl - The…

its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3

Woke up to this, this morning.

Woke up to this, this morning.

I bleached my asshole the other night, and you know what happened? Someone knocked over a bottle of red whine. Needless to say, my freshly bleached asshole was ruin as well at my night.
Anonymous

That’s… Just awful.
Who just does that to a perfectly good asshole? Red wine is so hard to get out of bleached anything!

BIRBS MAN
Anonymous

The continuous tale of how we can’t order those fucking birb pouches.